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Hi, frustrated knitter,

I'm Karen, a professional tailor who knits. If you need help with knitting math, contact me at kwehrleATgmail DOTcom.

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Karen

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Couldn't You Just Scream?

Does this cat bed fit me? I want it to fit. She doesn't.

Does this cat bed fit me? I want it to fit. She doesn't.

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Dear Frustrated Knitter,

You spent good money on yarn you love for a pattern you like.

You spent hours upon hours knitting or crocheting it into your dream sweater.

You wove in the ends. You blocked it.

You tried it on.

Does it fit? Does it flatter? NOOOOOOO!

Is it ten kinds of wrong or just not quite right?

Either way, welcome to Knits Gone Bad, the KnitFitNinja blog. You’re no doubt sorry to be here.

Never mind. Let’s get to work and make sure your next damn sweater fits like a glove, like a dream come true.

It will have style that does your body favors, color that makes you glow and fit your unique shape just right, just the way you like it. You may never want to take it off!

Let a professional tailor help make it so, Number One. Ready?

We can do this.

Best,

Karen

P.S.

Please leave a comment below telling me your toughest fitting challenge or a mistake you’d love to never make again. Does your sister keep getting your hand-knit sweaters because they fit her instead of you? Let me know.

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